Ridley Scott’s Alien Swarm: A LP Series with Kaiser and friends

My friends and I are doing a LP series on Alien Swarm, it was fun to play, and fun to goof around with. Hopefully you’ll have fun watching us. So kick back and enjoy.

Under the Knife – Left 4 Dead


( These are my friends now…..)

HELL F*CKING YES! Left 4 Dead is out and the fruits of slaying millions of zombies is being enjoy by many shotgun toting gamers! This game is the most fun you’ll ever have with your friends! Why is it you ask? I’m about to give you a big review on just how much this game will blow your mind!


Left 4 Dead was made by VALVe for the PC and Xbox 360. It is a 4-player co-op/ 8-player versus zombie game that revolves around 4 survivors going through 4 campaign chapters to find a way out of the zombie apocalypse. Each chapter has it’s own unique route of escape and the game is never the same due to the “AI director” .


Since Left 4 Dead is a 4-player co-op, you and your 3 friends or random strangers will hop on a map and play through a campaign. But what if you don’t have friends? Or strangers? You can play with bots, but the experience isn’t the same and the bots are a bit stupid at times. Left 4 Dead is based around hordes and hordes of zombies, so at times, survivors will be fighting off hundreds of zombies in certain scenarios or moments. And not slow shambling zombies, super fast zombies that could chase down and eat a Kenyan Olympic runner. In most zombie games you’ve played, they have the “Hey, lock yourself in this room and shell out until the zombie horde is done.” or maybe the “Go cluster f*ck all those zombies! KILL EM ALL!” Left 4 Dead doesn’t take these 2 routes. Instead, Left 4 Dead’s main method of gameplay is to “escape”, which means getting to point A to B.

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Outpatient Article – Under the Knife – Orange Box (part 1/3)

By Luffay
(because let’s face it, reviewing Grand Theft Auto 4
would be a waste of time…

Few companies actually make their customers think they are the shit. Valve is one of them, and they have proven this time and time again. The best thing about it, is that it’s not a huge company full of business suits, ties and office pens. From what I gather about Valve is that they actually give a shit what their devotees have to say about them, and that is way more than what I can say about other companies. *cough*Ubisoft*cough*

Valve has bothered to make 3 new games for you, all packaged together in 1 disc, and all for the price of 1. So, it’s only fair that I put forward the same effort and review each game seperately (except HL2 and HL2:Episode 1. Those are…well…yeah) The first one we’ll be covering is…. Continue reading

Steam Offers A Bunch Of Other Junk And Stuff

By Alpha 87655320875
(pirating is so much better)

Crappy music and crappy shows may just be coming to a pc near you via Steam. Doug Lombari seemed excited yakking about it in a recent interview, so you probably should be too. Myself, I have linux so I won’t be sharing the joy of downloading the latest fall out boy album, or whatever you darn rottin silly liver kids are listening to nowadays.

“We’re looking at other types of content like video and music”

“We’re definitely having those conversations and meetings, and we’re reaching out to folks with other types of digital entertainment.”

-Doug Lombari


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