F’d Up Media – Super Mario Opera


by Beeslo

(he fights with his face)

Honestly, this weird beyond words. Short version: Its a Mario inspired Opera using Mario theme songs.

Long version: It is a creepy love ballad to Princess Peach by both Mario and Bowser (who can’t stop pickin’ his nose) while the Princess verbally abuses them. Oh yeah and Luigi gets his ass kicked.

There are so many odd things about this clip, that I’ve lost count (Mario mysteriously losing his mustache is one of them). Enough talk, watch this and good luck trying to get it out of your head for the rest of the day.

A Healing Touch Contest: Win Smash Bros. Brawl By Making Fun Of Tourney Tards

By Alpha 87655320875
(Snorlax moves faster then ike)
Welcome to the Healing Touch’s first ever contest (I think it’s our first). Well anyways, it’s a good one. Most of you ultra dorks out there probably already have brawl by now, but what about the other less fortunate nerds? Well this contest is for them. You can simply be in the running to win a new sealed copy of brawl just by creating a comic, yes a comic………..a comic about smash bros. tourney tards. If you don’t know what a tourney tard is, then please let me direct your attention to a video previously posted by blog/slave master Link.
Tourney Tards: People that take Smash Bros. way too seriously, and literally suck the fun out of the game for everyone else.
In order to run in this contest you must first.
  • 1. Join the Healing Touch forums (all contest communications will be through here)
  • 2. Create a comic based soley on the purpose of making fun of tourney tards.
  • 3. Post your comic in the official “Brawl Contest” Thread by March 25th 2008 (anything later will not make the cut)
  • 4. Participate in the vote March 26th through the 31 (votes will only count through the 26 – 31, no earlier and no later)
  • 5. Cross your fingers and wait for the winner to be announced on April 1st (the winner will be announced on the front page and in the brawl thread)
  • 6. Winner will be contacted through private messages on the forum for further information.
BTW’s: In order to keep voting accurate, all alternate account votes will be void and all voting accounts must have at least 5 real posts under their name to have their vote count. There will be no “poll”, you must write in your vote when the time comes. This may seem drastic, but I have seen too many weasels win through cheating, and I don’t intend to reward anybody who participates in such filthy practices. One vote per person. Check thread for additional rules and follow ups


Changed dates

More Smash Bros Crap: Game Modes Introduction Video

By Alpha 87655320875
(On Dec 3rd, Nintendo Smashed My <3)

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Slow news day, and nothing decent to write about. So what do I have?…..yep, more smash bros. junk (seems to be giving the internet a boner these days). Well the dojo thought it’d be good to make a simple video including the game modes just to help with confusion. Just like the rest of the wii world I am still anxiously waiting as well. This definitely doesn’t help so I’m posting it here to frustrate everybody else in position.