Umbrella Corp presents Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City!

Journey with us into the heart of an outbreak as a heroic mercenary deathsquad…wait wat?

Ridley Scott’s Alien Swarm: A LP Series with Kaiser and friends

My friends and I are doing a LP series on Alien Swarm, it was fun to play, and fun to goof around with. Hopefully you’ll have fun watching us. So kick back and enjoy.

What’s So Wrong With…Final Fantasy VII? Part Twenty

By GamerChris

(Whoo! Disc Two!)

The action begins with the beginning of Disc Two in the aftermath of Aerith’s sudden permadeath at the hands-I mean, sword-of Sephiroth. Not being one to be hung up over it (*cough*Lies!*cough*) GmerChris and the remaining gang decide to go off and find Sephiroth once again.

Following the previous events we find ourselves outside one of the huts on the outskirts of the city. As we continue on we see a ghost version of Sephiroth heading north-east. Obviously we chase after him.

A couple screens on we find ourselves having to climb up giant splits in a wall, because obviously Sephiroth has pulled a Dick Dastardly and destroyed the path to the easy access to a ladder so we just climb up the cracks all the while with the ladder mocking us.

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What’s So Wrong With…Final Fantasy VII? Part Eighteen

By GamerChris (It’s all psychological I tell ya!)

We join our heroes as they continue their journey through the Temple of the Ancients in search for the Black Materia. With Hass, offering to sacrifice himself in order for us to get our hands on the Black Materia, they continue on. Let’s get back to the action.

We head back to the Clock Room and go through door number XII. In the next room we try and go through a door but are stopped by some boss. During the battle we find that he’s quite a bitch and we have to rely on casting barriers and using our own two hands (Well…One hand if you’re Daigo…) to take it down. After taking it down Hass arrives to come get the Black Materia but not before Aerith asks him to see how compatible she is with GmerChris (Oh god yes!) and after reading their fortunes Hass tells us we’re-…I mean they are perfect for each other.

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Misc. Media – F’ed Up Edition: Beauty Kit for Little Girls


by Link
(Breast augmentations are fun and easy! Just ask Dr. Salvador!)

Words can not describe what you are about to watch.

Pure Genius.