OD’s Awesome Survival Guides – MadWorld

By OD

(Welcome to Death Watch!)


It’s a MadWorld ladies and gentlemen! And it only gets madder as you progress into this blood induced sports game of life and death! Oh and cruel and unusual ways to kill your many victims! But are you becoming the victim of your own routines? Barrel over your head? Enemies blocking and dodging too much? Or are you finding it hard to make a kill to get your score up? OD here, and I’m gonna show you how to make the big bucks and big kills in MadWorld!

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An Ode To…Mario

By GamerChris (Whoa, three posts in a row…)

So you people may be familliar with the last ‘Ode To…’ with my article about Mega Man 9, and this article is in the same light.

Here’s a little ode to the adventures of Mario in Super Mario Bros. Enjoy.

Princess Is In Another Castle

My feet patter below,
As I run through the land,
Through worlds of forests,
of oceans, of sky and of sand.

I leap over objects,
I continue my quest,
I’m the Knight in Shining Armor,
And…Well you know the rest…

Evil has come,
To the place I call home,
I strive to find it, to stop it,
So I continue to roam.

I know I am close,
I can just feel it,
I am not scared,
Not at all, not a bit.

I enter the fortress,
That looms before me,
I can see fire, and flames,
What a bitch that’ll be.

I go through cautiously,
I gotta take it slow,
With all the fireballs and traps,
I watch my steps as I go.

Finally I find him,
The monster that started this all,
I avoid him and cut the bridge,
And into the lava he did fall.

I am happy, I am glad,
But this isn’t the end,
Must find the Princess,
And wounds left to tend.

I enter the next room to find her,
But there’s a Toad with a parcel,
‘Thank you Mario!…
But our princess…is in another castle!’

By Christopher Francis aka GamerChris

I’m sure Mario is going to be thrilled to know that. He’s only been trying to figure out where that bitch was since 1985. – kawaiininjakat

Under The Knife: Dragonball Evolution

By GamerChris (There seriously aren’t many good movies on…)

So I was in the middle of browsing the internet today drinking some hot chocolate when I got a call from a friend. He asked if I wanted to go to the cinema and I accepted his invitation. When I asked what we were going to watch he dropped a bombshell. The movie was going to be Dragonball Evolution.

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Now, initially put off by the proposal, I wanted to say no, but then I came to my senses and I thought I would give it a shot. Who knows, maybe it would satisfy my needs as an old Dragonball Z fan.

Before I go any further I must say all my knowledge of Dragonball comes from only the United Kingdom’s Cartoon Network versions of Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT. I haven’t read any mangas or watched any original voice overs/subtitles.

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Misc Media: Emily and the Seven Dwarves

By GamerChris (So that’s what he’s been doing…)


As some of you may know, I’m a student. Usually my days at school are filled with sitting around doing nothing, watching films and being questionably hilarious (That’s what you get when you’re heading for Media Studies) Then there was a couple of lessons where our teacher taught us about postmodern fairytales and got us to write our own.

Totally getting into it, I actually put my free periods to use and came up with this, a postmodern re-telling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. There are still a few typos, but if you see past them you can acknowledge that this piece of original writing is a novel take on both the Disney and original versions of the tale.

You can download it HERE, or if you are really optimistic, read it after the jump.

WARNING: Contains violent and sexual content. But you guys all love that stuff, don’t ya?

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I make fun of cosplayers for laughs!

http://www.youtube.com/user/FanskitFiesta

It’s the YouTube Channel where I make fun of Cosplayers and Fanskits

Grumpy Game Guy: Fatul Furry Speshul

Today I review the most shitload of fuck fighting game ever made for the Ybox 3000. Didn’t they even test this shitty game before releasing it?