Street Fighter x Megaman

A newly announced Megaman game going to be released for free for PC on December 17th, got that. Free.

It looks pretty tight from the trailer, so what are you waiting for? Oh yeah…the 17th.

Ridley Scott’s Alien Swarm: A LP Series with Kaiser and friends

My friends and I are doing a LP series on Alien Swarm, it was fun to play, and fun to goof around with. Hopefully you’ll have fun watching us. So kick back and enjoy.

New Sun

By Kaiserhawk

(HOLY MINDBALLS THIS PLACE HAS A NEW POST?!)

Recently Rome 2 Total War was announced, and I was totally stoked by the news. So much so that I went on a Total War binge and played through most of the collection. I played some Fall of the Samurai, and it’s a damn fine game. Beautiful too. That is why I wanted to make a video about it. So here it is: A New Sun

The song used in the video is the eponymous New Sun, performed by a friend’s band named Mojo Spade. You can listen to and download the song from here.

The Bastard Gamer: Dragon Ball games part 2

By The Bastard Gamer

(Kamehame-awesome!)

The end of season 2 is upon us at last. Here are the GOOD DBZ gmes that made it on my platter.

News of the Now – Left 4 Dead 2

By OD

(It’s not even been a full year yet and look already…)

That’s right you heard it ladies and gentlemen, it’s already here. And I recommend you pray harder for Left 4 Dead 3 because it just might be around the corner. Watch the trailer and enjoy the pleasant welcome of Louisiana. Home of the Mardi Gras  and zombies!

Under the Knife – Emperor: Battle For Dune

By Kaiserhawk

(Sexier than a Desert Planet)

Oh HealingTouch, how I have missed the sweet embrace of your wordpress grasp. It has been to long HealingTouch, but I shall make it up to you. For example I decided to do a little experimentation this video reviews, for which I chose a game which I recently picked up and played called Emperor: Battle For Dune.

So I hope you enjoyed my weekend time sink.

UTK: Pokemon Platinum

By MrMean

(Still prefers to be called Mr instead of Dr)

6 months after the release in Japan, Gamefreak and Nintendo gratefully bring you Pokemon Platinum, a spinoff of Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. Pokemon Platinum takes place in the same region as Diamond and Pearl, heck it is the same game but with some minor, yet effective changes. Pokemon Platinum came out on on March 22nd.

Storyline

The storyline is pretty much the same as Diamond and Pearl. Team Galatic is trying to conquer the Sinnoh region by acquiring the three legendaries of the lakes, Azelf, Mesprit and Unxie.  Your role is to mind your own business until you bump into Team Galatic’s Headmaster, Cyrus.

You goal now now is to stop Team Galatic and save all of Sinnoh. You are

Misc. Gaming – Killing Floor – London Calling

By OD

(OD? Making videos?! What madness is this!?”)

If any of you have been on steam or just browsing the internet for another Zombie game, then you probably already know about “Killing Floor” for the PC. I recently bought it a week ago and now I am showing you guys a taste of what to expect in Killing Floor. Enjoy, and also watch in High Quality.

Expect a video review of the game in the near future.

The Bastard Gamer: Dragon Ball games part 1

By The Bastard Gamer

(Wrestling is fake and incredibly gay!)

The season 2 finale is upon us, so we’ll check out the worst of the Dragon Ball video games. Also I’m hoping for a feature on That Guy with the Glasses. Cross your fingers.

Misc. Gaming – Gmod Arena: Billy Mays Vs. Vince

By: OD

(Call in now and you’ll get an even Sexier OD!)

Oh Garry’s Mod. Is there anything that you can’t do? Apparently not. And damn it’s a good thing.

What do you get when you take 2 of America’s and the internets most well known picthmen and put them to a fight to the death? Fucking epic. That’s what you get. Who will win? Billy Mays and his manly beard? Or Vince with his nuts! Enjoy!

OD’s Awesome Survival Guides – MadWorld

By OD

(Welcome to Death Watch!)

It’s a MadWorld ladies and gentlemen! And it only gets madder as you progress into this blood induced sports game of life and death! Oh and cruel and unusual ways to kill your many victims! But are you becoming the victim of your own routines? Barrel over your head? Enemies blocking and dodging too much? Or are you finding it hard to make a kill to get your score up? OD here, and I’m gonna show you how to make the big bucks and big kills in MadWorld!

An Ode To…Mario

By GamerChris (Whoa, three posts in a row…)

So you people may be familliar with the last ‘Ode To…’ with my article about Mega Man 9, and this article is in the same light.

Here’s a little ode to the adventures of Mario in Super Mario Bros. Enjoy.

Princess Is In Another Castle

My feet patter below,
As I run through the land,
Through worlds of forests,
of oceans, of sky and of sand.

I leap over objects,
I continue my quest,
I’m the Knight in Shining Armor,
And…Well you know the rest…

Evil has come,
To the place I call home,
I strive to find it, to stop it,
So I continue to roam.

I know I am close,
I can just feel it,
I am not scared,
Not at all, not a bit.

I enter the fortress,
That looms before me,
I can see fire, and flames,
What a bitch that’ll be.

I go through cautiously,
I gotta take it slow,
With all the fireballs and traps,
I watch my steps as I go.

Finally I find him,
The monster that started this all,
I avoid him and cut the bridge,
And into the lava he did fall.

I am happy, I am glad,
But this isn’t the end,
Must find the Princess,
And wounds left to tend.

I enter the next room to find her,
But there’s a Toad with a parcel,
‘Thank you Mario!…
But our princess…is in another castle!’

By Christopher Francis aka GamerChris

I’m sure Mario is going to be thrilled to know that. He’s only been trying to figure out where that bitch was since 1985. – kawaiininjakat

Under The Knife – Left 4 Head (wait what?)

By OD

(Quiet! I hear a splooger….)

Warning!

This review contains sexual content and shouldn’t be read by minors! There is no nudity included, but it is wise not to read this out in the open! You have been warned!

Hello fellow readers and staff of Healing Touch! I’m sure you are all wondering “What the hell is OD doing?”. Well in case any of you are left out of the internet and media loop, I am reviewing the video game parody porno known as “Left 4 Head”. Now you see here ladies and gentlemen, geeks don’t just play games, collect toys, and play and do geeky things. They get horny and they jack off just like what every man or woman would do in his or her daily life. Geeks are best known for working their junk around fictional characters, IE:  Hentai, slutty cos-players, good ol’ fashion parody porn and of course video game babes. So when I heard that my favorite team based survival horror game was turning into a porno. I just had to take a look at this, cause it was too hard to pass up. Sadly….I should of punched my inner geek in the face and avoided watching it. But then again, the laugh was all well worth it.

Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is sexual chocolate

By Alpha
(good morning g1′s)

Ya know, fuck our usual protagonists. Metro sexual pretty boys and emotional brooding introverts have gone the way of cliche. Would you really depend on these types of characters to save the world from impending destruction? I think not. If I had to pick someone to stand behind in such a dire time, I would want to support a real man, a man’s man, a man like, like, like…. CHARLES BARKLEY! I could definitely see myself supporting a man like Sir Charles. A bullshit free, tough son of a bitch, with some heavy feet and a heavier tongue. Come to think of it, it’s a very rare thing to witness a main RPG protagonist these days with that type of personality. I think it’s safe to say that Square won’t be licensing Charles’s name anytime soon.

Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa fucked me tenderly. It told me that I was beautiful, it whispered in my ear as it tenderly held itself close to my body, and it was sincere, as it excited me like no other game has before. Shut up and Jam: Gaiden in a word was spectacular! My past however, enhanced the experience to a biased and personally pleasurable level. For I was once a basketball junkie. Back in the mid 90′s, I would play basketball at school, at the church I grew up at, at the park, and anywhere really that I could play. I would dream about playing basketball, I would read about all of the players, I’d watch the games, and collect the cards. At a time, basketball was my life.

Under the Knife – MadWorld

By OD

(Go on Jack. Make us happy. Make your fans happy.)

Welcome to Death Watch! Only the baddest of the baddest motha fuckas come out alive in this game of death and violence! And I am your master of decapitations, the Bishop of Blood and Carnage! The Black Baron! So whats it gonna be Kill Seeker? You gonna take a bat and send some mo-fo’s into the bulls eye of a dart board?! Or take a bottle of bud and shake it nice and fast and go sending some punks sorry ass into a giant spike?! Maybe you prefer to be a little bit more creative! And instead you put a tire over the poor asshole, then stab a caution sign right through his head, and finish off the mother fucker by throwing him into a wall of spikes a la Rose Bush! Hell yeah pimps and players let’s start it and all you got to worry about is hitting it and quitin it! Ya feel me!

As you can already tell. I love MadWorld. I loved it so much that I impersonated as the Black Baron for a few seconds there. It would of worked if I didn’t run out of things of what the Black Baron would say. Okay enough about how much I love it, let’s see if this game can make you love it!