Misc. Geekery – Wake n’ Bacon

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(Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.)

So, you hate Alarms, they’re annoying as shit right? Well, how about waking up to a smell instead of a sound?! Sounds too good to be true [...]

Misc. Media – F’ed Up Edition: Beauty Kit for Little Girls

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(Breast augmentations are fun and easy! Just ask Dr. Salvador!)

Words can not describe what you are about to watch.

Pure Genius.