FYI: You Suck At Left 4 Dead Issue 6

By OD ( Wish he had a copy of L4D right nao )

Misc Media: The Happiest Monster

By Alpha (Yep, filler, this is filler) I usually never do these segments. As I was awaiting the sunday comics or at least something to get posted, I noticed that at around 5:oo that nobody was going to post anything. Blame it on a lazy sunday or what not, I took this small problem into [...]

Clinically Wiitarded: Retro Review – Lords of Thunder

by FBIRobby (Link had me by the balls. I had to do this.) One particular game that’s been inevitably overlooked is the game Lords of Thunder for the TurboGrafx-16. I know, I know, you must be thinking, but remember Clinically Wiitarded also covers Virtual Console titles. So I say HA to you, mister. Now that [...]

News of the Now: A Republican’s Wet Dream

By Rayjay (and you Thought Mccain was going to pick Romney or Huckabee) I know HealingTouch is not the place for politics But I think this should be brought up anyway! Well if some of you did not catch it today. McCain picked his running mate, and all I have to say now is that [...]

Misc. Media – Ortega Ad Break!

By. HassMD (Beat that BRO!) The olympics are over, all the medalists are going back home to say hi to friends and family, while the Chinese Olympians will go back to working at the sweatshops making $0.03 an hour , and the US Olympians will go back to product placement making $3,000,000 an hour…. And [...]

Flash Game Friday – The Egg

HassMD (Does not like eggs) This week’s Flash Game Friday is known simply as “The Egg” It’s another physics “Marble Machine” type game, where you move around trampolines to position an egg into a bucket, while going through targets. The music is fantastic, and decorating the egg is great. My favorite one is RICK ROLL [...]

Misc. Media: Laser Cats

By OD (Cause my PEWPEWPEW is better then your PEWPEWPEW Link! ) Since we got all this hub bub bub with Lasers and animals, lets introduce some of SNL’s very own approach to lasers and animals…..Enjoy.

Intro Bonanza: Captain Planet

By Mr.Death (Every Period Is A Link) In honor of the nineteenth week anniversary of Earth Day, I’ve decided to do a little thing on the world’s greatest superhero, Captain Planet! Here is the world famous intro. Inspiring! Just makes me wanna get into some 80′s/90′s era clothing and fight pollution. So let’s get into [...]

Outpatient Article: Under the Knife – Video Edition: School Days

by Otakucrave (He’s an affiliate and an outpatient!)

Misc. Media: F’ed Up Media – DOGS + LASERS

by Link (PEWPEWPEW) Alpha asked me where I find this stuff, so I figured I’d post up an even more crazy video created by the same mind behind Beauty Kit for Little Girls. Expect a few more of these throughout the week.

EXTREME Trial & Error: Tales of Vesperia demo

by OtakuDad (feel free to tell me I love dongs if you disagree) So hey, I feel like explaining why the Tales of Vesperia demo is total trash, and why the game will be shit, and why even though the “Tales of” series sucks shit anyway they still fucked it up even worse than usual [...]

Misc. Geekery – Wake n’ Bacon

by Link (Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that.) So, you hate Alarms, they’re annoying as shit right? Well, how about waking up to a smell instead of a sound?! Sounds too good to [...]

Misc. Media – F’ed Up Edition: Beauty Kit for Little Girls

by Link (Breast augmentations are fun and easy! Just ask Dr. Salvador!) Words can not describe what you are about to watch. Pure Genius.

Rusty’s Top Ten Movies of All Time

By Rusty (Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?) I enjoy movies. With that being said there are some movies that invariably end up becoming favorites. Treasured classics in my collection that end up being watched again and again. I’ve decided to list my top ten personal favorite movies. This isn’t by any means the top ten movies [...]

Weekly AMV – Perfect Drug

by Beeslo (he hast returned!) Hey guys! I’m back! First off, I’d like to thank Link for keeping this feature running in my abscence. Not only did he do a fairly decent job of posting it on time, but he did an awesome job finding many AMV’s (some not anime related) that just kicked ass. [...]