Misc. Geekery – The Halo Kid

by Beeslo

(who wishes he had cardboard weapons)

God, words can’t describe the miriad of emotions I feel after watching this video. The first is…man, this kid is probably the biggest dork I have ever seen. What the hell is he wearing? Is he serious? Love the cardboard codpiece. This kid will never, ever, ever get laid…..HOLY SHIT! Did he make a rocket launcher out of cardboard?!?! With a working loading bay??? Sweet. Honestly, I didn’t know how to feel at the end of this video. Did I pity him for being the most gigantic nerd on the planet? Or am I pitying myself because I honestly wanted that cardboard machine gun turret he made.

At the end of the video, he tells us to leave comments and to also suggest what color he should paint his cardboard armor. The most votes for a particular color, wins. I’m willing to bet $1 million that the most popular color will be pink.

Now granted, his tea-bagging motion automatically makes him cool in my book. That’s just awesome. LOL!

Oh, and for the record…the Halo Kid would so kick the ass of the Star Wars Kid…

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