J-Man: Issue #1

by Awesome The Hedgehog (NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa…J-Man!).

The List: Top Ten Best Fighters

By The Bastard Gamer
(Final Round- FIGHT!)

This is it, the end of Fighters Month, and I end it with something I bet many of you wanted to hear. Here are my picks for the top ten best fighting games. Some people may argue with this list but they, who cares? There have been so many awesome [...]

Awful Anime Guy - #5 - Yu-Gi-Oh

TOP 5 WORST ANIMES … EVER!
Number Five - Yu-Gi-Oh

For the next 5 episodes, I will be counting down the worst animes of all time, if you disagree with this list, you are wrong, I have watched tons of bad anime, but the worst of the worst is these.

Trailer for the New Castlevania game

By Kaiserhawk
(Cryptic metaphor!!)
I present to you the new trailer for the new DS Castlevania title due out later this year. About half way through the video show gameplay footage so be patient. Enjoy

Outpatient Article - In a Dreamcast State of mind: What Killed The Dreamcast?

By rayjay
(Sony Burn in Hell)

Everyone has a theory on how the Dreamcast died. Sony wanted to have Sega make games for their Playstation system so they: Convinced Developers like EA not to publish Games for the Dreamcast, or They told merchants to not sell Dreamcast hardware or they would not get to sell PS2’s. [...]

Under The Knife: Sin And Punishment

By Alpha 87655320875

Sin And Punishment is a game developed by the highly acclaimed developer Treasure. Unlike many other Treasure games, Sin And Punishment was only released in Asia. Because of it’s limited run and high import demand, it has become a very rare sought after game over the years. Seven years after it’s initial release [...]

Misc. Media - Girlfriends + Wii Fit = AMAZING

By Link
(He’s waiting for his girlfriend to kick his ass when she sees this post.)
In this time of The Game Heroes hype and low hits, you must ask yourself this one thing…
Question: “Is using sex to increase hits at HealingTouch beneath us?”
Answer: You bet your sweet ass it’s not! (No pun intended.)

(Digg.com is currently down)

Flash Game Friday - Music Catch

by HassMD
(Surfing the waves, SOUND WAVES THAT IS!

This week’s game is MUSIC CATCH…
It’s possibly the most soothing game I have ever played, even more than those $5 “Fishing Games” for Playstation 2. In this game you just capture shapes, with bonuses and more, yellow shapes increase your multiplayer, purple shapes make a vacuum appear and [...]

Outpatient Article - Under The Knife: Penny Arcade - On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness: Episode One

by Samurai
(This is not for you Kaiserhawk)
So, I’m not dead. But, I tell what I really am. And that is…alive. Although, I am an outpatient, I am still the loveable and forgetable person that I was back then. Now with more hair in places! The game I am going to be reviewing now is Penny [...]

Under The Knife - Night Trap

By Rusty (This game is pervert approved)

Night Trap. How I hate thee. I don’t say this much, but this game SUCKS BALLS. If you haven’t heard of this god-awful piece of junk, consider yourself lucky. The premise of Night Trap is fairly simple: Your some dude who sits by cameras and monitors a house. You [...]

Intro Banaza: Freakazoid

By Mr.Death (Hellooooo Nurse)
Hola cartoon heroes! Sorry I missed a week for all…six of you at home keeping score. But today I will redeem myself by presenting you with the almighty Freakazoid intro!

Ah yes Freakazoid! One of the big 4 cartoons Stephen Spielberg produced in the 90’s, along with Tiny Toon Adventures, Pinky and the [...]

Under the Knife - Batman Forever

By OD (Still hates the picture below…)

Presents

If your a die hard fan already, then you should know that the picture above means Batman Forever. But not just any Batman Forever. This is Batman Forever for the Sega Genesis and the Super Nintendo! And yes people, its the videogame to the movie! But you know how [...]

Outpatient Article - In a Dreamcast State of Mind: The History of the Dreamcast!

By: Rayjay
(Dreamcast: “It’s Thinking!”)

Some of You may Know That The Dreamcast is the last Sega Console ever made! You may have also seen the Dreamcast on our Buddy The Bastard Gamer’s Videos. But Did you know That the Dreamcast has a Strong Cult Following, and Because it has a Windows Based operating System ( The [...]

Great Moments in Gaming History = “Dog Loves Wii”

By HassMD
(Misc. Media is rants about Television or Movies, so I am actually using the correct segment)

There is no introduction, it’s just an awesome YouTube Video I have to show the HealingTouch audience.
So Stay, Stay… good boy…

And thats why Wii + FPS are not a winning combo.

Nurse Joy’s HealingTouch News: The Game Heroes

by Nurse Joy
(Seaking! Fuck yeah!)
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Hi Guys! I just wanted to take this moment to inform you about why you are getting spammed by all of these Game Heroes updates.

The Game Heroes is a site created by a man originally part of ScrewAttack, however the creative heads of ScrewAttack split ways and The Game Heroes [...]