By: Rusty (Major Spoiler Warnings)
Some people call it a giant toy commercial, some call it a Star Wars rip-off. I call it awesome. Back in the 80’s, The Transformers were everywhere, they had toys, comic books, and various other merchandise. So obviously a movie happened. Unfortunately there are a couple things that prevent [...]
March 31, 2008
Categories: Beeslo, English, Movies, Rusty . Tags: al, autobots, bush, decepticons, dicola, optimus, prime, stan, starscream, transformers, vince, weird . Author: rustyplissken . Comments: 1 Comment
by Awesome The Hedgehog (I love this game).
Oh boy, we’re here at last, yes, this is ORPHEN: SCION OF SORCERY! A lot of you may know, that I hate this game, because it is bad. Yeah, is that a shit excuse? Maybe, but it’s true. This game really pushed me to my gaming limits playing [...]
March 31, 2008
Categories: Awesome The Hedgehog, Gaming, Sony . Tags: 16, Anime, Awesome The Hedgehog, Orphen, Sex, Sony, Survival Guides . Author: Awesome The Hedgehog . Comments: 2 Comments
by Beeslo (Fighting for custody of his Inner Child)
We continue with our presentation of Little Nemo: Adventures in Sluberland. In case you missed episodes 1 & 2, you can find them by clicking below:
Episodes 1 & 2
Part 3
To see parts 4 - 6, click on “Read More”
March 31, 2008
Categories: Beeslo, English, HealingTouch, Movies, Mr. Death, Rusty, Trailer Anatomy . Tags: Cartoons, Comics, disney, hvgn, Little Nemo, Nintendo . Author: beeslo . Comments: 5 Comments
By Kaiserhawk
(He’s a Viking, he likes Biscuits)
Grab your swords and axes, hop in the long boat because were about to take a long trip to Midgard.
Viking: Battle for Asgard is an action adventure game developed by British development team “The Creative Assembly”, who are most famous for their Total War strategy games for the PC [...]
March 31, 2008
Categories: Gaming, Microsoft, Sega, Under the Knife, kaiserhawk . Tags: kaiserhawk, Under the Knife . Author: kaiserhawk . Comments: 3 Comments
by Beeslo
(Stabbin’ people in the showers since 1982)
It is unquestioned that Roberta Williams and Sierra Online are responsible for some of the most memorable adventure games ever created for the personal computer back in the 80’s and 90’s. When one thinks of classic Sierra adventure games, we are reminded of series like King’s Quest, Space [...]
March 31, 2008
Categories: Beeslo, Feature, Gaming, HealingTouch, PC . Tags: online, Sierra, Psycho, Colonel, Mystery, Murder, Classic . Author: beeslo . Comments: No Comments
Today we look at a game that was conceived during the Survival Horror boom of the late nineties and early 2000s. It’s not that bad of a game but it has some annoying flaws.
March 30, 2008
Categories: Bastard Gamer . Tags: Bastard Gamer, Carrier, resident evil . Author: bastardgamer . Comments: 3 Comments
by Awesome The Hedgehog (Somebody give me money for The Orange Box!).
Remember my guide on Dead Rising, huh? Yeah, I personally think Dead Rising is the best game on the 360 right now, seriously, better than Halo 3, COD4 and Gears Of War, yeah I have played those games and Dead Rising is better than [...]
March 30, 2008
Categories: Awesome The Hedgehog, Gaming, Microsoft . Tags: 15, Awesome The Hedgehog, Crackdown, Microsoft, Survival Guides, Xbox 360 . Author: Awesome The Hedgehog . Comments: 2 Comments
By GamerChris and Panteraftw (*Gasp!* They swapped sides!)
I’m happy to announce that my webcomic Badly Drawn Penguins will make an appearance on HealingTouch in the Sunday Segments even with the actual comic being on hiatus in now even more badly drawn glory with a copy of photoshop and a laptop touchpad…Enough about my thoughts on [...]
March 30, 2008
Categories: Comic, Comics, GamerChris, HealingTouch, Web Comics, panteraftw . Tags: badly drawn penguins, comedy, funny, GamerChris, humour, online, panteraftw, webcomic . Author: gamerchris23 . Comments: 2 Comments
By GamerChris (You haven’t seen the last of him today!)
The action picks up after GmerChris, Daigo and Kaiser leave the abandoned house in order to find Daigo’s old friend. Let’s see what’s in store as we continue to try and find out ‘What’s So Wrong With…Final Fantasy VII?’
March 30, 2008
Categories: GamerChris, HealingTouch, Sony, What's So Wrong With... . Tags: 7, final fantasy, Final Fantasy VII, GamerChris, humour, Playstation, review, video games, walkthrough, What's So Wrong With... . Author: gamerchris23 . Comments: No Comments
by Beeslo (reconnecting with his Inner Adult over a keg)
Welcome to Inner Child Matinee!
A place where we can reconnect with the movies of our childhood and reminisce on the animated and live action classics of yesteryear. So get comfortable, pop some popcorn, pour yourself a chocolate milk, wrap yourself up in that security blanket that [...]
March 29, 2008
Categories: Beeslo, English, Foreign, Movies . Tags: cartoon, Childhood, Inner Child, Little Nemo, movie, video game . Author: beeslo . Comments: 3 Comments
This time Awful Anime Guy goes back to school, Ouran High School, and takes a look at the 2nd worst club there (first being anime club), Host Club
March 29, 2008
Categories: Awful Anime Guy . Tags: Awful Anime Guy . Author: HassMD . Comments: 1 Comment
By GamerChris (Yes…Chocolate Rain will be coming soon…)
Welcome to my new saturday segment- GamerChris GamerKaraoke. Here I will sing 3 songs from popular culture (video game themes, tv themes, internet fads, etc…) every week for your *cough* entertainment. Are you ready kids? Here we go!
GamerChris Sings The Powerpuff Girls Theme
GamerChris Sings The Dragonball Z Theme
GamerChris Sings Snake Eater
Once our wonderful [...]
March 29, 2008
Categories: GamerChris, HealingTouch, music . Tags: dragonball, GamerChris, gamerkaraoke, idol, Internet, karaoke, metal gear solid, powerpuff girls, singing, sings, snake eater, wtf, x factor, z . Author: gamerchris23 . Comments: 4 Comments
By Kaiserhawk
(Following up the Emperor’s light)
This is just a follow up to my article yesterday so I’ll keep it brief. The info apparently is legit…how do I know this? Well since yesterday I have infact found several Scans of this magazine article, but also found several screens for DOW2. I will post the screenshots [...]
March 28, 2008
Categories: PC, kaiserhawk . Tags: :), Dawn of War 2, Ork, Relic, rts, Space Marine, THQ, Warhammer 40K . Author: kaiserhawk . Comments: 1 Comment
By: HassMD
(FUN FACT: The Square Root of 16 is 4)
This week I was playing GRID 16!
It is just like Wario Ware, but you know all 16 games, and its like 16 games in 1! Sure the majority of the games are just moving your arrow keys and defending yourself, because if you die in [...]
March 28, 2008
Categories: Flash Game Friday, HassMD . Tags: Flash Game Friday, Grid 16, HassMD . Author: HassMD . Comments: 3 Comments
by Nurse Joy
(FUCK YEAH!)
Hi Guys! Just letting you know that the forums are currently down for unknown reasons. We’re getting annoying CGI script failures, etc. We’re working as best as we can to get the forums back up and running. Our best advice is to wait it out and make use of this time to [...]
March 28, 2008
Categories: HealingTouch, nurse joy . Tags: Anime, elite four, forums, fuck yeah, HealingTouch, MySpace, nurse joy, pokemon, seaking . Author: Nurse Joy . Comments: 2 Comments