Rusty’s Movie Reviews – Transformers (1986)

By: Rusty (Major Spoiler Warnings) Some people call it a giant toy commercial, some call it a Star Wars rip-off. I call it awesome. Back in the 80′s, The Transformers were everywhere, they had toys, comic books, and various other merchandise. So obviously a movie happened. Unfortunately there are a couple things that prevent this [...]

Inner Child Matinee presents Little Nemo – Parts 3 thru 6

by Beeslo (Fighting for custody of his Inner Child) We continue with our presentation of Little Nemo: Adventures in Sluberland. In case you missed episodes 1 & 2, you can find them by clicking below: Episodes 1 & 2 Part 3 To see parts 4 – 6, click on “Read More”

Under the Knife: Viking: Battle For Asgard

By Kaiserhawk (He’s a Viking, he likes Biscuits) Grab your swords and axes, hop in the long boat because were about to take a long trip to Midgard. Viking: Battle for Asgard is an action adventure game developed by British development team “The Creative Assembly”, who are most famous for their Total War strategy games [...]

Retro Unknown presents Sierra Classics that Time Forgot – Part I: The Colonel’s Bequest

  by Beeslo (Stabbin’ people in the showers since 1982) It is unquestioned that Roberta Williams and Sierra Online are responsible for some of the most memorable adventure games ever created for the personal computer back in the 80′s and 90′s. When one thinks of classic Sierra adventure games, we are reminded of series like [...]

The Bastard Gamer: Carrier

Today we look at a game that was conceived during the Survival Horror boom of the late nineties and early 2000s. It’s not that bad of a game but it has some annoying flaws.

Sunday Comics- What A Partnership

  By GamerChris and Panteraftw (*Gasp!* They swapped sides!)     I’m happy to announce that my webcomic Badly Drawn Penguins will make an appearance on HealingTouch in the Sunday Segments even with the actual comic being on hiatus in now even more badly drawn glory with a copy of photoshop and a laptop touchpad…Enough  [...]

What’s So Wrong With…Final Fantasy VII? Part Eleven

By GamerChris (You haven’t seen the last of him today!)     The action picks up after GmerChris, Daigo and Kaiser leave the abandoned house in order to find Daigo’s old friend. Let’s see what’s in store as we continue to try and find out ‘What’s So Wrong With…Final Fantasy VII?’  

Inner Child Matinee presents Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland

by Beeslo (reconnecting with his Inner Adult over a keg) Welcome to Inner Child Matinee! A place where we can reconnect with the movies of our childhood and reminisce on the animated and live action classics of yesteryear. So get comfortable, pop some popcorn, pour yourself a chocolate milk, wrap yourself up in that security [...]

Awful Anime Guy – Ouran High School

   This time Awful Anime Guy goes back to school,  Ouran High School, and takes a look at the 2nd worst club there (first being anime club), Host Club

GamerChris’ GamerKaraoke- Introductions

By GamerChris (Yes…Chocolate Rain will be coming soon…) Welcome to my new saturday segment- GamerChris GamerKaraoke. Here I will sing 3 songs from popular culture (video game themes, tv themes, internet fads, etc…) every week for your *cough* entertainment. Are you ready kids? Here we go!   GamerChris Sings The Powerpuff Girls Theme GamerChris Sings The Dragonball Z Theme [...]

Dawn of War 2 update

By Kaiserhawk (Following up the Emperor’s light) This is just a follow up to my article yesterday so I’ll keep it brief. The info apparently is legit…how do I know this? Well since yesterday I have infact found several Scans of this magazine article, but also found several screens for DOW2. I will post the [...]

Flash Game Friday : Grid 16

By: HassMD (FUN FACT: The Square Root of 16 is 4)   This week I was playing GRID 16!  It is just like Wario Ware, but you know all 16 games, and its like 16 games in 1! Sure the majority of the games are just moving your arrow keys and defending yourself, because if [...]

Nurse Joy’s Healing Touch News: Forum Problems pt. 2

by Nurse Joy (FUCK YEAH!) Hi Guys! Just letting you know that the forums are currently down for unknown reasons. We’re getting annoying CGI script failures, etc. We’re working as best as we can to get the forums back up and running. Our best advice is to wait it out and make use of this [...]

Dawn of War 2 details?

By Kaiserhawk (Spreading the Emperors light) Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War is one of my favourite games this side of the double 0. It’s a great RTS and has alot of functions which I now wish were staples of the genre. However this article is not about my praise of that game…more like heralding it’s [...]

News of the Now – Rising Sun: Doraemon is an Official Anime Ambassador

by Link (He’s the ambassador of medical themed blogs.) Hey guys, it’s a bit of a spin on your normal News of the Now, it’s News of the Now – Rising Sun. All of the latest and greatest information pertaining to Japan, for all you weeaboo bastards out there! It will mostly contain information about [...]