Survival Guide #6: Pulseman

by Awesome The Hedgehog (Can’t Think Of A Good Thing To Say…Boobs).

It’s very unlikely you’ve heard of Pulseman. But, that’s a shame, because it is, in my opinion, the best Mega Drive game ever made! (I say that because developers are still making games for it). Seriously, this game oozes coolness and if it was [...]

More Smash Bros Crap: Game Modes Introduction Video

By Alpha 87655320875
(On Dec 3rd, Nintendo Smashed My <3)

Slow news day, and nothing decent to write about. So what do I have?…..yep, more smash bros. junk (seems to be giving the internet a boner these days). Well the dojo thought it’d be good to make a simple video including the game [...]

Fursday: The Furry Corner

Krystal, Furries and Back Again:
An Explaination of Furry Fandom for the Uninitiated
I am sorry for not posting the interview with Alesia Glidewell, I haven’t received the answers yet for the questions. I am deeply sorry readers. As Soon as I get it, I will post it, so stay with me.
Krystal, what [...]

Great Moments in Gaming History - Starcraft 64

 
By Hass MD
(FUN FACT: The square root of 64 is 8)

Starcraft 64 was a fantastic game, I was addicted to that game in the 6th grade, but why would it be in Great Moments in Gaming History? FIND OUT!

Copy Pasta News Round Up

By Alpha 87655320875
(Incredibly Talented Journalist.)

PS3/360 News
Crysis engine to run on consoles at GDC
It looks like Crytek is willing to at least prove the theory, as CVG reports that the company will show off the CryEngine 2 running on both the PlayStation 3 and the Xbox 360 at next month’s Game Developers Conference. [...]

The Top 5 Posthumously Released Shmups for the Dreamcast

By: Krooze L-Roy
(Operating Thetan, level 4)

#2 - Psyvariar 2
Out of all the games on this list, this one least adheres to typical shmup conventions. As a matter of fact, you could go so far as to say that Psyvariar 2 turns the whole concept of the shmup on it’s ear. Flying directly into [...]

HOLY SHIT, THAT’S RACIST!: RACIAL AND ETHNIC STEREOTYPES IN GAMING

by Psycho Gorilla
(He’s black, he’s allowed to make racial jokes.)
WARNING: This article is meant to strike at the deepest sensitivities of various ethnic groups. If words like “nigger” or racially-based jokes offend you, you might consider averting your eyes and moving to Canada, where racism doesn’t exist, nor do blacks.

Gaming is more than a [...]

Smash Bros Crap: Intro Video Leaked

By Alpha 87655320875
(It’s not her phone number.)

Warning Possible Spoilers Ahead:

I’m a little late on this one, but the introduction video from super smash bros brawl has been leaked. It has been plaguing the internet like a cancer since its inception today. Try to spot all of the spoilers, come on [...]

Survival Guide #5: Altered Beast

by Awesome The Hedgehog (Rise From Your Grave).

 
One of SEGA’s arcade classics, surely everyone knows Altered Beast, right? It had everything! Naked Macho Men! Animals! A Bald Guy! “Wise From Your Gwave”! Honestly, what more would you want in a forced sidescrolling beat ‘em up at that time? Altered Beast was the shit back in [...]

Misc. Gaming: Super Smash Brothers : Lawl

By. Hass MD
(Don’t Believe the Hype, YO!)

Super Smash Brothers is one of those game franchises that never get old, every gamer that I know always had that battle, “Who would win in a fight? Link or Mario” and then the game came out.

Now those same asshats post up-to-the-minute information on EVERY DAMN UPDATE FROM BRAWL [...]

The Top 5 Posthumously Released Shmups for the Dreamcast

By: Krooze L-Roy
(Don’t let the smile fool you)

#3 - Under Defeat
On the surface, this one might look a bit similar to Zero Gunner 2. But other than the fact that they both place you in the cockpit of a helicopter, they’re as different as two games can be. And if ZG2 is tough, Under Defeat [...]

Survival Guide #4: Ristar

by Awesome The Hedgehog (Conquers The Martians).

 
Ristar, remember this game? It isn’t likely you do, unless you’re a big retro gamer or saw the VGV on ScrewAttack). It was basically SEGA’s last attempt at a fun platformer, after Sonic had moved upwards to the SEGA Saturn. Unfortunetly for SEGA, their plans didn’t quite succeed and [...]

Review - John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China

by Rusty (He likes Halloween)
Big Trouble in Little China is an 1986 film by John Carpenter. This is my opinion of the movie, not an unbiased review. I can’t help but love this movie. Maybe I love it because John Carpenter directed it, or maybe because Kurt Russell is in it. But maybe I love [...]

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 ”Link and Zelda at the Movies”
 
by Panteraftw (He has manners)

Great Moments in Gaming History - Reggie B.S.

By. Hass MD
(Lies IN BED!)

Reggie talks to us about Super Smash Brothers, then we have a nice chat with him…